Yes, it's a shameless plug, but my lovely website You're So Old Street (it's all pink and black) is throwing it's first ever club night on Friday 3rd September at The Pleasure Unit, 359 Bethnal Green Road, London, E2 6LG and it'll be dead good, honest. There'll be three top bands, Ludes, The Sons and Transparent Things (formerly The Cling) and myself and my parteners in crime DJing till late. It's only 4 quid - or you can print off the flyer at www.youresooldstreet.co.uk and get in for 3.......

ithankgyew.

The Sons as in "Too Much of a Good Thing"? Or some new-fangled buffoons?

how many spies do you employ?

Ah, these be new fangled buffoons. I fear the Sons you are thinking of are the ones now called The Vacation. This may, or may not, be due to *my* Sons. Goddamn name changes......

so we became The New Originals